Welcome to my very own page - easily the best page on the site. I wish you could see me - I'm really cute! My dad took a photo of me in August 2002 when I was only eight weeks old - it's on my page on the main site if you want to see it. I thought I was a Golden Retriever, but apparently I'm a Right Little Sod! Anyway, I'm supposed to tell all you dogs out there how good it is here, so here goes.
The cottages are warm and cosy, and very dog friendly. You're not allowed to poo on the lawn, but nowhere's perfect. We do provide you with your own food bowl to save space in your car, and there's a nice green place mat in case like me you're a messy eater! I have two older brothers - Magill and Dryfus. We don't live here all the time but we're here a lot so if you're lucky we'll give you a personal greeting when you arrive.
The real reason you should come here is for mega walkies! Or how about a swim? Crummock water is just ten minutes drive away, and we go there most mornings. If it's very early there are ducks on the water, but I'll tell you now, they're a snooty lot. I keep asking them to come and play but they won't. I've even tried swimming over to say hello but they just paddled off. I was going to give them a piece of my mind, but they're really fast!
When you come here you drive through Whinlatter Forest. They have a visitor centre where there are lots of forest walks to follow, and if you're bringing any young masters or mistresses with you, there's lots of activity trails too. There's a tea room where they serve really good cakes. At least, that's what I've heard. I'm far too sensible to eat cake!
Hey! I'm starting to get fan mail - mainly from girl pups - but then I suppose that's what I must expect as a lean, mean, barking machine! I've also got some fans who have added me to their favourites list so they keep coming back to see what I've been up to. I must try to keep this page up to date. One should never disappoint ones fans.